Top 10 Gods I Hate :: Stuke99's Blog

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Hello everyone, Stuke here with a rant that was long overdue. A while back I made a list of gods I hated from Season 2, so I decided to do it again but this time I'll be compiling a list of all the gods I hate from all the seasons. Since Big Daddy Bran decides to make it know how hard I rage at Smite, why not explain why these gods makes me fly off the handle. With that out of the way, lets begin shall we.

Number 10

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Number 9

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Number 8

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Number 7

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Number 6

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Number 5

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Number 4

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Number 3

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Number 2

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Number 1

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Now that I've just increased my blood pressure tenfold just by making this list, have a nice day and I might hope to do more rants in the future. Side Note: Loki's not on the list because I like him.

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(16) |

is #1 for me. Every time i face her I feel like Elmer Fudd..."I'm hunting wabbits."

(46) |

Omg ikr. Screw and everything about her.

(3) |

I'll probably make one too. Similar to this, if you don't mind. lol

(41) |

Expected to see in place of since she just feels really bad to play as since she got nerfed, at least when i did, her mobility isn't really that present anymore cause she has to sacrifice damage to actually make her 3 worth it, and it has like an 18s cooldown so i don't find her annoying.

really good choice for the number 1 guy, ***bhakrana is a prick and i ****ing despise him as well.

(13) |

Bruh, reading this list made me realize how OP every god is. Especially my favorite gods.

Skadi: The most independent AI in the game, Kaldr, because he's toggleable. A speed buff to her that is a new CC to you where you can't move. A wide line slow that clears. And a root that deals dot dmg. Rip her splitpush.

Agni: Potentially 3 stuns, a passive, dash, and aoe that all deal tick dmg, and an ult that costs no mana, and can be reduced to 12 seconds, 3 times, in the span of 2 and a half seconds

Odin: A passive movement and power buff when anyone dies, an explosion leap, a doubletapping slow, and an inescapable antiheal ring of death.

Ra: 2 snipes, a heal that gives protections to everyone affected and damages, and a stacking slow that blinds.

Holy ****, how arent any of us as enraged as Stuke?

(46) |

wrote:

Holy ****, how arent any of us as enraged as Stuke?

Because none of us actually play anymore.

(70) |

On a related note, i need that Immortan Joe skin lmao

(18) |

THis list is ******* hilarious to read some of these gods I love to play. But what triggers me the most that you like to play Loki.

(132) |

surprised you didn't also mention that bastet has the most annoying skin in the game :3

(56) |

Don't even remind me.

(50) |

Lets see here.

Overly long explanations and rants on gods that you hate? Check.
Written by Stuke? Check.
ALOT of "inappropriate" language? Check.

Anger Management on his way to spread cheeks.

(400) |

Sounds about right. XD very entertaining. This guy isn't nicknamed Anger Management (by me, partially because my voice recognition doesn't get "Stuke") for nothing.

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