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Stuke99's Blog

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"SMITE will soon have 100 Gods!
If you could be any of these Gods/Goddesses, who would you be and why?" - Hi-Rez (stolen from their twitter)

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(4) |

. Amazing fighter, multiple limbs, extra head, and full of confidence in how awesome you are.

(81) |

because I'm a big guy and I like protecting others.

(17) |

So it's not because of the memes?

(81) |

It's all about the memes.

(17) |

or

Totally not because they're the strongest gods mythologically in their pantheon

(46) |

But has a 6 pack tho

(17) |

stfu boogerbash

(72) |

I'd be . Cute, funny and annoying. I could dash away, fire ~~NUTS~~ acorns on people and pass through the cosmos to where I want. Also I love Chipmunks. I could even make a perfect Alvin Seville cosplay :v

(81) |

wrote:

I'd be . Cute, funny ans annoying.

One out of three ain't bad. ;)

(56) |

I'd be , because he sings well, he has this awesome gauntlets that shoot out bolts of energy, he's easy and go-lucky and he can summon a chariot to take him anywhere out of nowhere! That'd make moving around place so much easier! (Oh yeah, he's also really really hot and almost a twink but nobody needs to know that)

(17) |

@prism SexyRexsi literally looks like a real-life duplicate without the accent. My favourite SPL player uwu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-UwLbY3fr4

(56) |

And now my gay *** is thirsting for one more (most likely) straight white male. Fun!

(81) |

I don't think he's an SPL player, Tlaloc. He is a grand master in duel though.

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(17) |

hmm

my bad

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