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June 10, 2019

How Olorun's Ult Works

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ALRIGHT, YOU WANNA KNOW FINE?! I ADMIT IT, I DON'T KNOW HOW OLORUN'S ULTI WORKS!! HE SLOWS ANIMATION BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! IF YOU SLOW ANIMATION THEN SHOULDN'T THE GAME CRASH?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN- WHAT DOES HE MEAN HE SLOWS ANIMATION?! HE SLOWS ANIMATION BUT EVERYTHING ELSE MOVES IN REAL TIME!! HOW DOES EVERYTHING ELSE MOVE IN REAL TIME WHEN HE SLOWS ALL ANIMATIONS?! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE YOU CAN'T SLOW ANIMATION! YOU CAN'T SLOW DOWN ANIMATION! FINE! YOU CAN SLOW MOVEMENT SPEED AND YOU CAN SLOW ATTACK SPEED, BUT YOU CAN'T SLOW ANIMATION!! THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!! YOU SLOW ANIMATION BUT HE MOVES IN REAL TIME!! I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW SOMEONE TELL ME! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW OLORUN'S ULT WORKS! I NEED TO KNOW! I NEED TO KNOW HOW OLORUN'S ULT WORKS, PLEASE!!! PLEASE, JUST TELL ME!! I NEED TO KNOW! SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT! IT'S CONFUSING I DON'T KNOW, HOW DOES OLORUN'S ULT WORK?!?! HOW DOES IT WORK?! HOW DOES OLORUN'S ULT WORK PLEASE!! PLEASE, SOMEONE, TELL ME I …
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June 10, 2019
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June 06, 2019

Guide Teasers for the Future

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While I am no stranger to making guides about the other classes, it's going to take some time for them to get around. Since I'm not sure which one I'll publish first, I made a list of Gods I want to make a guide for but I don't want to be too forward with it since I like to get people engaged in my posts.
A list below is some titles of guides that I will hopefully do in the future. Since I'm such a weeb for JoJo's, and I love music, each is going to be a song reference. Guess which god fits which title if you like.
  • Dude (Looks Like a Lady)
  • Crocodile Rock
  • Voodoo Child
  • P. Control
  • Rolling Stones
  • Maneater
  • Killer Queen
  • Magic Man
  • Notorious BIG
  • Bark at the Moon
  • Remember the Time
  • Wheel in the Sky
  • Land of the Dead
  • Scary Monsters

EDIT: I will add and subtract entries when I either think of another guide I want to make, complete a guide or abandon the idea.

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June 02, 2019
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May 26, 2019
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