March 16, 2014

The Worst Game in the World

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I give up. Clearly, some divine force does not want me to play Bastet jungle. First match, laggy and two DCs. Second, 1 DC. Third, this.

I just had a match with the most stupid morons on the history of the planet. These kinds of idiots are what matchmaking is supposed to keep out, in theory.

You know the term, "Pentakill?" These guys got Penta-KILLED. I wish it was a joke.

Giving first blood within two minutes, dying five ****ing times by five minutes. They never ****ing grouped, they never ****ing did anything.

Artemis never ****ing grouped, always went off by herself, attacking ****ing jungle minions and lane minions while it was a 5v3 battle right ****ing next to her. She hit with about 10% of her basic attacks, because she could only hit people after using her ultimate. Fire Giant was being attacked, and she went off to attack the Gold Fury, even though Wukong and Ares were right next to the FG, waiting for her.

Ares never ****ing grouped, always went off by herself. He'd be basic attacking minions while people died right next to him. During the game, he'd be taking my jungle camps while never actually doing anything. He never played like a ****ing support, always chasing kills and never using his two or his ultimate. (Yes, he NEVER used his two. NOT ONCE) Let me put it this way: He seemed to think that waveclearing was his job, and he didn't use his ultimate for over ten trucking minutes, and when he finally did it, HE ****ING MISSED. HOW THE **** DO YOU MISS AN ENTIRE ARES ULTIMATE?

Our Wukong hit like a wet ****ing noodle and just died repeatedly, our Pos got some kills but KEPT GOING OFF MY HIMSELF.

It was ****ing ******ed. They died at least five ****ing times to going off alone, EACH, and THEY WENT ON AND DID IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND ****ING AGAIN!

I have never seen a worse team in my life, and I occasionally smurf. BECAUSE NOOBS KNOW THEY ARE NOOBS AND ARE WILLING TO LISTEN! Because even NOOBS are willing to LEARN! These guys WERE MORONS!

Do you know what the worst part is? We still won the occasional teamfight. We sometimes got the advantage, we even took FG at times. AFTER GETTING A ****ING QUAD FIVE ****ING TIMES THIS MATCH, WE NEVER ****ING DID ANYTJNING!!!WARGGTAWTQat$qa@R!qartw@qgyh

I AM ****ING BASTET! I CANT ****ING TANK TOWERS! I CANT CLEAR MINIONS WAVES FAST! I CANT TANK ENEMY ADCS! I CANT FORCE MY TEAM TO GROUP! I CANT FEED MY TEAM KILLS!

We could have won. If my team was smarter, and took advantage and GROUPED, WE COULD AEV DONE ****! BUT NO, ****ING ARES AND ARTEMIS ARE ATTACKING ****ING MINIONS INSTEAD OF GROUPING AND TAKING OUR THE ****ING PHOENIX!

I think I'm too mentally scarred to play Bastet now.

Match ID: 50866067