July 15, 2015

We must be swift as a coursing river

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Do you ever feel like you're not living up to your full potential? Do you ever think to yourself, I'm an AOE mage... but couldn't I be more..? Do you ever wish that you could be as swift as a coursing river while still having all the force of a great typhoon?

Well you're damn right that I have the solution.

As you all know, Kukulkan or KKK (not to be associated with racist whitefolk, perhaps we should call him Kulk? Triple K? Khan Noonien Singh?) is a very large AOE, burst heavy mage. But this doesn't have to be all that he is! Oh no, no, no. The great Ghengis Khan can be so much more than that and all you have to do is look at this little thing here.

Ohhhh... yes

So you may be thinking to yourself... An auto-attack mage Zilby? What are you thinking?!? This can't possibly work, what do you think you are? In the '90s?

Well sir, put down your Bop-It, because damn right it works.
Let me take you through the steps of logic:

Logic


So what do you do now that you have this magnificent dragon full of possibilities and empowered by the beautiful suffering of your enemies?
You go out there.
Fly beautifully into the midst of your allies...
And show them just how to be a man.. dragon.. bird.. Ghengis Khan...

As quoted from Kukulk(Mul)an:
BE A MAN
We must be swift as a coursing river
BE A MAN...SNAKE...BIRD
With all the force of a great typhoon
BE KUKULKAN
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moooooooooooooon!