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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by MadDanny » March 2, 2014 2:37am | Report
Any funny comments on what you guys did on smite.

Me as Sobek my teammates tell me: "Why throw a Ymir at us? :("
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by SoapSuds » March 2, 2014 3:28am | Report

Might fall into this category.

I normally don't laugh at my own jokes, but he set that up perfect for me.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Pizzarugi » March 2, 2014 11:04am | Report
I was making commentary on Bakasura's 'woohoo!' command.

I pictured him taking over Kool-Aid Man's job of crashing through walls, then eating the children inside all the while saying "OH YEAH!"
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by MythOfMercury » March 2, 2014 2:53pm | Report
Was playing as Vulcan and noticed the enemy team had an Ares on it.
Teammate: "Keep an eye on Ares."
Me: "Yeah, that guy ****ed my wife!"
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