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Is Arachne Hot?

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Poll Question:


Is Arachne attractive?
Yes, she's sexy
No, that bottom half turns me off
Sub, are you fucking crazy?
No, she's not sexy at all
Yes, she's sexy to some extent
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Subzero008 » October 10, 2013 2:02pm | Report
...this is the weirdest post I will ever make, ever.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by TormentedTurnip » October 10, 2013 2:04pm | Report
Her only female features are "boobs," that look like eggs, separated by a distance larger than the Grand Canyon, and an extremely skinny body.

the top half turns me off

I take option three!
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Subzero008 » October 10, 2013 2:15pm | Report
aww :(
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Subzero008 » October 10, 2013 2:19pm | Report
Aw, ****, now I realized that with so many picking option 3, we can't really tell if option three counts as Y/N.

After all, they could be calling me crazy for thinking Arachne is sexy, or for making a poll on it, or for existing, really.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by TormentedTurnip » October 10, 2013 2:33pm | Report
"Are you crazy?! How can her sexiness even be questioned?!"
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Romanians » October 10, 2013 3:39pm | Report
Not at all .She has blue skin , a red bag with whatever substances in it instead of hair and she's half spider . I should be out of my mind to be attracted to her .

But I won't judge other people's preferences .:)

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Daheri » October 10, 2013 3:39pm | Report
All dat ambiguity in option 3 :P
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Sirsir94 » October 10, 2013 5:59pm | Report
Playing with polls Sub?
Option 4, do you even KNOW what spiders do after they mate?
PENTAS: Loki
Quadras: Cupid, Artemis, Loki, Ah Muzen Cab
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Subzero008 » October 10, 2013 7:35pm | Report
Christ, so many people thinking I'm a nutter.

I wonder if I should just repost this without option 3.

Oui, je sais. Les araignées mangent leurs partinaires.

YES SO MUCH AMBIGUITY.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Subzero008 » October 10, 2013 10:23pm | Report
I am pretty surprised (and slightly disturbed) that more voted for option one than option 5.

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