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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by treefiddy350 » December 26, 2012 10:47am | Report
1. You listen to the song Bad Romance by Lady Gaga and laugh when she says "Ra Ra oh la la..."

2. After a night of drinking with your friends you puke and tell your buddies if anyone steps in it they'll be slowed by 20% and your attack is now a cone attack.

3. You go to the zoo and secretly wonder if one of the monkeys is Sun Wukong.

4. When its windy you say "A mighty storm!" aloud.

5. You've seen a short fat guy holding an umbrella and got nervous he would morph and stomp you.

6. When you see your cat jump onto your bed, you imagine that it has a couple of seconds to jump back to the same spot.

7. You've gone jogging and tried to run the way Agni runs.

8. After playing sports when you're exhausted you say to your friends "Out of mana!"

9. When you give up in something you say "F6" out loud.

10. Before you have sex you say "Ultimate is ready!"

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Silv3rX » December 26, 2012 1:16pm | Report
1. Lady Gaga sucks

2. I dont drink

3. I hate zoos

4. * Almighty storm

5. Small fat guys can't even hold an umbrella

6. Don't have a cat. Allergies.

7. I tried that before the game came out

8. I don't do sports.

9. I never give up

10. I don't have s.. oh yes that could be true.. ha..haha.. Kappa
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by treefiddy350 » December 29, 2012 6:54pm | Report
Way to take the fun out of it...the normal thing to do might have been to add to the list, not try to invalide it with personal preferences...

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HiFromBuddha » December 30, 2012 9:05pm | Report
Lol, I've done 7 before.
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