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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HiFromBuddha » January 19, 2014 7:36am | Report
TormentedTurnip wrote:

Haha "Blacktown." Reminds me of this town on the way to Georgia named "Blackville" with a huge cotton field right behind the welcome sign.


None believed me when I first told them I was born in Blacktown, Sydney. Knowing me, they thought I was ********ting, and they just laughed it off. Then, suddenly, an AFL team called the Greater Western Sydney Giants made their home court there, and then people were like "Oh ****, didn't John say he was born there?"

Knowing more about my true identity, one step at a time. MUAHAHAHA! YOU'LL NEVER FIND OUT ABOUT MY PET RABBIT NAMED COOKIE, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by TormentedTurnip » January 19, 2014 7:39am | Report
Can't beat a pet piglet. You jelly, brah?
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HiFromBuddha » January 19, 2014 7:46am | Report
TormentedTurnip wrote:

Can't beat a pet piglet. You jelly, brah?


God, I am very jealous. Australia has absolutely ******ed law in terms of what can be kept as pets. I mean, hamsters are illegal for ****'s sake! (Yes, I freely swear at the age of 14, gomenasai).
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by TormentedTurnip » January 19, 2014 7:55am | Report
I...I don't understand. What on Earth about them makes Hamsters illegal? Just, no...



And, considering the little kids in elementary school liked to use the word "****" fifteen times in every sentence, I think I'll let it slide.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by alphacar » January 19, 2014 7:14pm | Report
HiFromBuddha wrote:

Australia has absolutely ******ed law in terms of what can be kept as pets. I mean, hamsters are illegal for ****'s sake! (Yes, I freely swear at the age of 14, gomenasai).


Dude you live in ****ing Australia, the most dangerous couuntry in the world. You should be glad that such laws exist. The hamster could maw your balls off.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by JararoNatsu » January 19, 2014 7:30pm | Report
How nice to know that most of you are children...

More like disturbing.

*Cynical view of children: Elevated*

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by UnknownPandr » January 19, 2014 8:37pm | Report
People still don't know about me!
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by JararoNatsu » January 19, 2014 8:44pm | Report
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People still don't know about me!


That's because you don't tell anyone...

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by UnknownPandr » January 19, 2014 9:27pm | Report
JararoNatsu wrote:



That's because you don't tell anyone...


Oh, I do tell people. I DO TELL PEOPLE! But aslong as my name is UnknownPandr on this website, I shall not give a hint.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HiFromBuddha » January 19, 2014 11:42pm | Report
TormentedTurnip wrote:

I...I don't understand. What on Earth about them makes Hamsters illegal? Just, no...


Well, it's mainly because Australia has very strict laws on keeping imported animals as domesticated pets. Things like hamsters, porcupines, raccoons, squirrels, ferrets etc. are all illegal in Victoria to be on the safe side (spreading diseases, going feral and becoming a pest, etc.)
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