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Forum » Off Topic » Corrupt-a-Wish Game! 44 posts - page 4 of 5
Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Janitsu » February 1, 2015 8:15am | Report
(isn't that the thing with tumblr blogs?)


You get it the day prior to Smite's great announcement that they'll shutdown Smite in 1 hour.


I want to be skinnny, tall and rich and a little bit of a *****

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Deltacow » February 1, 2015 3:40pm | Report
Granted but you get EbolAIDS.

I wish for superior intellect to all of you filthy insignifigant peasants.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HammaSmite » February 1, 2015 3:48pm | Report
Granted but everyone treats you like a pathetic piece o' **** snob.


I want to go back into Roman times and be emperor
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Deltacow » February 1, 2015 3:55pm | Report
Granted but you get ASSASINATED(by Loki).

I wish everyone would stop treating me like a pathetic piece o' **** snob D:.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Janitsu » February 1, 2015 9:56pm | Report
Because people don't notice you, you are even more worthless so you eat shrooms and die.


I want Mobafire masterrace to infiltrate this site.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Nex The Slayer » February 2, 2015 1:10am | Report
Granted, but that leads to the "great fire wars" of 2015 that ultimately leads to all MobaFire members (including you) get banished from SmiteFire.

I wish that I wasn't so lazy.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by FerrumSlash » February 2, 2015 1:52am | Report

Granted, but that leads to the "great fire wars" of 2015 that ultimately leads to all MobaFire members (including you) get banished from SmiteFire.

I wish that I wasn't so lazy.


Granted, resulting in you being workaholic and working yourself to death.

I wish that this thread never ends.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Reverend Belial » February 2, 2015 4:44am | Report
Granted, but it becomes so all-consuming that you never leave your computer long enough to sustain yourself and you die of starvation.

I wish I was clever enough to think of wishes (my lack of wishes is what has prevented me from becoming a full time resident of this thread)
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by supersword23 » February 2, 2015 12:30pm | Report
Granted, but someone else uses all the good ones before you can.

I want a better ending to Neon Genesis Evangelion.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Janitsu » February 2, 2015 1:33pm | Report
Granted, but because the great Adminitsu rewrites it, voice acts it and then remakes the whole plot, it is too great for your eyes and your life ends because of the awesomeness.


I want to learn how to impress gay people while still remaining straightish.

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