March 26, 2015

Your Liege Returns!!!

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Fellow Smitefirians, I have returned. As a few of you may have noticed, you might have been spammed by my account, but fear not, I am not so low as to spread the word about great kitchen deals from just $900, my account was simply hacked. My deepest apologies go out to those who were sent these messages, and my greatest thanks goes to the unknown hero, (who goes by the alias [email protected]) for retrieving my account from the wasteland that is bannedville.

Anyways, I have returned. I seek to provide new and wondrous guides, more knowledgeable advice, and as many self-appriasing sarcastic rants as humanely possible.