January 30, 2014

The (unofficial) Sluttiest God In Smite Award

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So after about a week of trying to find a winner I found her!
The winner is....
ARACHNE!
Why you may ask well here are the reasons.
#1 She has no clothes!
#2 Her passive hurts like a broken heart.
#2 Her 1 she gives birth on the battle field! I mean how many man spiders knocked her up seriously? she never runs out of baby's!
#3 Her 2 she jumps on a enemy's head and tries to hump them to death!
#4 Her 3 looks like shes vomiting a substance that I shall leave unnamed for the younger viewers!
#5 Her 4 reminds me of an overly attached ex-girlfriend that doesn't want her "awesome" relationship to end!
#6 She is a mana *****!
#7 She can be raped by almost anyone in like two hits!
If anyone else has any other "GOD" in mind leave a comment with you'r reasons.