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SherriffTurtle's Blog
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July 06, 2014

Sequoia!

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Big  |  Hurr Durr I'm a Burr  |  Trees
So, if anyone noticed I was gone(unlikely), it's because I went to Sequoia!
The trees there are big. The bears are kinda small, cuz ain't no food fo them.
And it wasn't loud as hell on the fourth, so yay for no fireworks!
Anyways, I'll be posting again. So that's cool I guess.

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July 02, 2014

The Pika Thread and Fatality

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AltAccounts  |  Butthurt  |  Homophobic  |  Lol  |  Rainbows  |  Sucks4U
Okay, the whole Pika **** that went down today.
Hilarious.
So basically if you weren't following, Fatality got super butthurt and is now leaving Smitefire for Tiermonster.
Tbh, kinda disappointing. Fatality seemed like a cool guy.
But for real, him and his friends *cough*alts*cough* were being really stupid.
Like dude, you lost. Sucks for you. Try harder next time. Don't get mega butthurt and say Shakz' and Jordenito's goddesses' were bad. Tbh, they were really good. But yeah, here's to hoping the next Pika contestants don't get as butthurt as Fatality did.
Anyways, back to the point.
May SherriffTurtle's throat rest in peace. The cause of death was laughter after reading the replies in the Pika thread.

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