So I figure since I intend on being around some I should give out the funny things that seem to just fall into my lap. I promise that all stories and all details unless needing to be changed to protect someone or something, shall all be 100% truth and accurate. I say that because, well, this first one that we are starting off with is a bit hard to believe.
I had to go to court this morning for a crime that was committed by myself. Nothing serious and no one was killed or anything pretty simple stupid stuff. Anyway, I got there and was called up and the judge asked me if I was there to face charges or change his oil. You see I just threw on jeans, nice looking jeans, but jeans none the less. I said "Im sorry sir?" But ALMOST had that "The **** you just say to me" tone. He repeats it and I say back, well I can change your oil but that means you dropping all charges. He laughs, yes thats right folks he laughed. THIS was his downfall as I knew that this could be good for me.
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