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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by MadDanny » August 17, 2013 7:01am | Report
Dun no if this is alright. But lets make a game. It's like a yo mama joke. But instead you say "My Ymir is so-" Followed by how awesome/good he is at something that you think no one can top what you said. I'll start as an example

My Ymir is so COLD! When you say hi to him. He ignores you!
(Get it? Cus his cold! Cold as in... Well you get it.)
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by RazeMage » August 17, 2013 7:07am | Report
My Bacchus is so drunk, he could not even jump at the right place (I believe this is what comicbook will say because that Bacchus jump nerf)

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by All4Games » August 17, 2013 7:08am | Report
hmm. something like this? my ao tornado's are so strong they make you blow him.

because winds... blow...? idk im just trying.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by MadDanny » August 17, 2013 7:14am | Report
My Hercules is so strong. His boulder screams as he throws it!
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by MadDanny » August 17, 2013 7:22am | Report
One more.
My Bakasura is so terrifying . If Scorpion from MK would fight him he would scream "STAY OVER THERE!!!"
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by TheAmazingComicBookGuy » August 17, 2013 7:24am | Report
RazeMage wrote:

My Bacchus is so drunk, he could not even jump at the right place (I believe this is what comicbook will say because that Bacchus jump nerf)

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by MadDanny » August 17, 2013 7:24am | Report
My Agni is so Hot. He can't help himself and make out with his other half!
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by RazeMage » August 17, 2013 7:31am | Report
My Cupid is so lovely, his enemies will die because of his love (literally, with heartbomb and ult)

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by NinjasWrath » August 17, 2013 9:20am | Report
My Freya is so colorful, a 64-bit rainbow will look grey next to her. :D (Get it? cause rainbows have 7 colors and the game is built on 32-bit base xD)
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Dark Jaw » August 17, 2013 9:24am | Report
My Anubis is so stinky, that his breath kills people.

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