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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by JararoNatsu » August 17, 2013 10:12am | Report
My Ao Kuang is so stupid, he builds shoes and he doesn't even have feet!

Check out my Artemis Guide and my Ao Kuang Guide!


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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by All4Games » August 17, 2013 12:29pm | Report
my tyr is such a clown, he can jugle people better then steet fighters.
never forget dawngate and never forgive EA. Freia will hunt them for eternity.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Raventhor » August 17, 2013 12:37pm | Report
My Apollo is So Beautiful..

that's it.
that's the joke.
-Demolibium

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by All4Games » August 17, 2013 1:09pm | Report
my He Bo is so wet that he knocks you up.
never forget dawngate and never forgive EA. Freia will hunt them for eternity.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by M4XiiMUS » August 17, 2013 7:05pm | Report
My Aphrodite has big boobs. End of story.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Sunfall » August 17, 2013 8:11pm | Report
My Sobek's so troll, that Singed worships him.
Waiting on a good new MOBA, please.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by MadDanny » August 17, 2013 10:19pm | Report
My Hades is so dead, that when he dies. He gets a "Get well soon card"
(Cus death to him is like the flu. XD)
This is my signature. It is full of vowels and consonants.
In-game name: MadDany

Owner of: SmiteFireGaming clan. Open for our SmiteFire community members
Pm or look for our thread(I'd prefer if you'd go to our threadsince I don't online that often.)
A.K.A.The Mad Priest

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by ICEN » August 18, 2013 1:29am | Report
My "Agni" is so hot that when he cooks something up its meteor.

SLOW IT DOWN I JUST DISSED YOU.

I said :

My "Agni" is so hot that when he cooks something up its MEATIER(meteor)

Meteor is the skill hes cooking up and cooking up is terms for food which in turn makes the word MEATIER relevant and I took meteor and gave it two meanings.

Them double meanings

Come on you know not to challenge a rapper

My "apollo" is so fly that they named nasa space crafts after him

My "Kali" is so hot that they named a state after her (Cali)

My "loki" is so stealthy that his named proves hes LOW KEY (loki)
Loki is still Lowkey

My "ymir" is so sexy that he looks in ya mirror.
Say it faster and yamirror actually says ymir.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by M4XiiMUS » August 18, 2013 9:12am | Report
ICEN, jokes aren't funny when you have to explain them. :P

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by ICEN » August 18, 2013 10:59pm | Report
Well I'm not sure how peoples brains work!

I might say Meteor (meatier) and half of the people probably won't even get I said Meatier!

Just like when I told someone: I'll feed him the bisquit to see him digest in time.

Now this is what I mean.

I bet that 90% of you did not catch on to what I really said.

I said : I'll feed him the bisquit to see him, DIE-JUST in time. (diegest in time) (die-just in time)

Peoples brains ain't that smart now!

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