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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HollowsEdge » August 18, 2013 11:00pm | Report
JararoNatsu wrote:

My Ao Kuang is so stupid, he builds shoes and he doesn't even have feet!

this made me lol pretty hard!!
thnx made my day :)
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HollowsEdge » August 18, 2013 11:03pm | Report
ICEN wrote:

Well I'm not sure how peoples brains work!

I might say Meteor (meatier) and half of the people probably won't even get I said Meatier!

Just like when I told my mom : I'll eat a watch to see you digest in time.

Now this is what I mean.

I bet that 90% of you did not catch on to what I really said.

I said : I'll eat a watch to see you DIE-JUST in time. (diegest in time) (die-just in time)

Peoples brains ain't that smart now!


lol nope i got it without the explanation :P
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by ICEN » August 18, 2013 11:04pm | Report
HollowsEdge wrote:


this made me lol pretty hard!!
thnx made my day :)
I was laughing at that when I seen it too
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- Like Anubis I wrap and kill people, thats what I do.
Anubis guide http://www.smitefire.com/smite/guide/anubis-face-melter-body-decomposer-5359
Hercules guide http://www.smitefire.com/smite/guide/merkules-3754
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