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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Subzero008 » May 19, 2015 6:10pm | Report
Votes locking in five hours.

I feel obliged to tell you guys that trying to hit someone while standing on your hands and knees isn't going to work well.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Subzero008 » May 20, 2015 12:20am | Report
[x] Pretend to go on your hands and knees, and when he strikes, deliver a low blow to his exposed groin.



The warden is in front of you, blocking the corridor. The cell is behind you.

You clench your hands, then slowly unclench them. Then you get on your hands and knees and bow your head.

You hear the warden chuckle as he steps forward, you hear the sword hum as he lifts it over his head, and you lunge at him, aiming a punch at his groin-

And the warden steps back with a speed that tells you he was expecting it.

"You think I'm stupid, boy?" he bellows, roaring with laughter. "You think I haven't seen that trick before? Now I'm going to carve you up like a pig, and you can die knowing exactly how stupid you were."

He charges at you, sword held high.

[x] Charge at him. (Take him by surprise!)
[x] Dodge, then counterattack. (No, that didn't work so well the first time.)
[x] Write-in... (If only there was something I could use...)

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Bullfrog323 » May 20, 2015 7:12am | Report
[x] Dodge, then counterattack. (No, that didn't work so well the first time.)

(Counterattack could be to throw him in the "hole" of the bricked wall you just created.)

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by FerrumSlash » May 20, 2015 7:30am | Report
Bullfrog323 wrote:

[x] Dodge, then counterattack. (No, that didn't work so well the first time.)


Swiftly make your way to his back, and then lock him in a full nelson and apply glorious Ares pressure by delivering a neck crank to his spine.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Nex The Slayer » May 20, 2015 8:50am | Report
German Suplex him, then drop the Peoples Elbow.

Look around to see if their is anything you could use to your advantage.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by JohnTheScout » May 20, 2015 9:17am | Report
[x] In good old' Ares fashion take your prisoner shackles and impale him in the stomach, then chain him to a nearby object (pillar, statue, ect.) and laugh as he bleeds out.
"You have signed your contract with death, I have come to collect!"

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Subzero008 » May 20, 2015 10:23am | Report
Vots locked.

JohnTheScout wrote:

[x] In good old' Ares fashion take your prisoner shackles and impale him in the stomach, then chain him to a nearby object (pillar, statue, ect.) and laugh as he bleeds out.


German Suplex him, then drop the Peoples Elbow.

Look around to see if their is anything you could use to your advantage.

You're in a corridor. No pillars or statues or anything nearby. There are some chunks of brick on the floor, and some torches on the walls, but they're designed to take two hands to get off the bracket.

Also...how do you impale someone with shackles.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by JohnTheScout » May 20, 2015 11:00am | Report
Subzero008 wrote:

Also...how do you impale someone with shackles.


Because reasons beyond mortal control(I really don't know I just really love using Are's Shackles so that where the idea came from XD)
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Subzero008 » May 20, 2015 11:10am | Report
For the sake of my sanity, I had to put in dice rolls for this one.

Chances of successful dodge: 25%. Because you're trying to dodge a sword in a narrow corridor.

Attacking the Warden: 1d100 87

Dice gods, plz.



[x] Dodge, then counterattack.

As the blade whistles through the air, you leap into a roll, ducking under the slash, rising behind him, hands coming around to swing the manacles at his head-

Which the warden deflects, his sword held high.

So you kick him in the chest.

Your kick doesn't quite send him flying, but it's close. You knock him back against the wall hard enough to dislodge shards of brick from the hole you made, but the warden quickly recovers, face set in a grim sneer.

He advances on you, far more cautiously than before. Evidently, the time for words are over. But this time, it is he that is backed against a wall.

[x] Retreat. That was way too close. I can't be lucky forever.
[x] Keep fighting. No, I can do this. It's payback time.
-[x] Full Nelson time. ??????
-[x] Write-in...

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by JohnTheScout » May 20, 2015 11:29am | Report
[x] Full Nelson Time. time to show this guard A REAL WARRIOR

also, are we going full on DND right now with dice rolls and such, if so this is getting kinda interesting >:3
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