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: She's mine okay..... <3

: I hated her, but... I won a hopeless match because of her potential. So yeah, She's mine too. 8/0/20+ Ha!

: I hope i'm not the only one who think she's Zexy.

: He's cool but sometimes goofy :).

: Who's her real boyfriend? or husband?

He's not Chuck Norris, he's Arnold Schwanlenrelsdfs

: Nope, i'm not buying it, she's a ****... Have you heard 's Direct Taunt to her? No? GO ahead to smite wiki's 's voicelines. Good Luck.

: The cutest silly kid out there.

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Seriously, Zeus' Almighty skin needs a rework as well, what with the remodel and all.

And his new taunts and jokes sucks. I miss "You face.... ZEUS!!!"

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Yeah i kind of don't like Zeus VP at all.

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: One of my favorite goddesses in general, so it's always a pleasure playing her in game.

: Probably my favorite goddess in Greek mythology, and even though I'm not MadDany level good with her, I can still have fun with her in-game.

: Probably my favorite goddess in all. She is insanely bad ***, and is bad *** in-game as well. Definitely my favorite Smite character to play.

: I love this fat guy. He's the most fun guardian to play.

: A pet, not a love interest.

: Best voice pack ever.

: I hate you so much.

I could say something about everyone, but this is pretty much what I came up with on the spot.

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: A pet, not a love interest.

FerrumSlash will kill you for this...

Anyways, is the most goddess i enjoy with and my first gold.

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- Gotta love that top hat that BOUNCES when you jump, just like a top hat should.

- I can't play as him, he makes me wanna run around yelling "BEEEEZZZZZZ" and nobody around approves.

- Fun, but in a strange way. Like popping balloons with lasers.

- Seriously, barfing grasshoppers is SO last year.

- So much noodle. Also, note to self: when offered the opportunity, never play MOTD as an all-Ao team.

- I miss the days when "Support is for Communists" worked.

- My friend likes to brag that he got two more kills with Apollo than I did with Chronos. Not saying much.

- Spider-centaur WUT

- How exactly did this guy used to do more damage per game than a fed mid???

- Best free god. Until she wasn't, though I got to keep her anyway. And that fact earned me free gems.

- Needs a ballerina skin, for the sake of obvious horrible puns (see Father Chrishmash and Feaster Bunny)

- Aaaaaaaand Smite is the only MOBA to feature a lush.

- Needs to season his minions before nomming.

- No catsuit jokes? I am surprised.

- Needs a David Bowie skin. Their fashion senses are identical.

- Never seen her played well. Not sure why.

- Please, HiRez, make one skin for this guy that isn't just new colors for him.

- Insert "Stereo Hearts" pun that I'm too lazy to think of.

- I am amazed. HiRez managed a decent pun. My friend's nickname for the skin? Not so good.

- Nobody in their right mind would wear that outfit in Norway.

- ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!! (why is he still being lame)

- The coolest Asian janitor anywhere.

- My favorite god since the Bacchus update.

- Allows for so many ingame puns.

- Someone explain to me how an Asian river dude can surf. I don't fathom this.

- Someone explain to the poor Greek that we play baseball differently.

- Ahh, the old Wukong kit. Glad to see it still around.

- Obviously obsessed with balls. Freudian slip by the devs?

- He must have gotten one serious kick to the balls to make his voice like that. But gotta love the portals.

- Her kit used to be better IMO.

- Fat, sleepy, with an uppercut? Must be Muhammad Ali in disguise.

- I can't imagine I'm the only one wanting an Ezio skin.

- Like trying to fly a jet via playstation 1 controls. Too fast.

- Ghetto rollerblades for the win.

-Just one skin that isn't a bikini, please.

- Feels like Sword Art Online a bit.

- Please get rid of her if you won't come up with a good kit for her.

- Oh, the days when Odins laned with Cupids. When only Cupid and Arty had cripple.

- Justbkinda weird, blowing bits of himself apart like that.

- For the skin with the rubber duck ult, can he PLEASE say RELEASE THE QUACKIN?

- AH'M A LAYZA CHICKEN!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!111!!!!

- Not sure how snapping his bow in half helps anything.

- Too much creep. Needs less young.

- As I'm a cheapo and have to save up favor to get things, no ideas yet.

- U MAD BRO?

- There was no need to rework him. Fireworks were cool.

- Love the pumpkin head skin.

- Not enough Hemsworth.

- A first-tyr god for sure.

- Needs more vowels in his name. Love the physical Hel kit though.

- The big baby is underplayed.

- The damage from his 2->3 is nice, as is his pretty permanent steroid.

- The final form of tanky. So much survivability, and yet the ability to go 10-0-18 and carry the team on top of it.

- I want a Dr. Seuss themed skin please.

Zhong Qui - Moustache god is moustache.

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sorry for stealing this layout riomhaire

- hot hot hot fire fire fire (I love fire) my first hindu god

- Not the BEEEEEZ I play better adc on him and love him for it

- haven't played him but it's a freaking Lion (from the north) reminds me of that song

- melting titans with that ult

- the freaking tornadoes

- I agree with mekali here, she looks like a hooker and hate that (Insane) healing f her

- let's use your hands as guns :O

- arachne pulling chain ftw

- this is sparta. but useless

- cheapest getable god and my brothers fav god (and first)

- no comment on this one but nice vp

- alcoholic

- homnomnomnomnom (etc)

- * tweety voice* bad kitty cat

- mah thunder buddy and my own worshipped god for the rain (partially serious LOLZ)

- she can't talk (normally with her tango skin she can)

- master of time I love his choas motd with all flying clockworks)

- love and cuteness (buit let the love stay away for a bit longer or I will kill you)

- reminds me of pentar a bit because it's a badass wolf

- I hate her she is pretty broken and OP

- which rock is he (being paranoid)

- I liked him before they nerfed him to oblivion R.I.P

- is it a tank. No. Is it a Mage. No it's Hades

- I like her VP dark with some and light with other lines

- fenrir grabs his surf plank on his he bro lolz

- a nuke

- look out for the monkey in the jungle he is always watching ALWAYS)

- why can't she fly?

- weird voice for an robot

- the hindu pornograpation of gods subject

- insane CC and he can't be killed with help.

- A tactical missile

- you're too slow (SONIC VOICE)

- let's hit 1200 or more

-the only apc

- annoying fast shielded super ulted assassin

- old wa was more fun with her ult

- it's a trap

- he can go through stuff like a ghost

- RELEASE THE KRAKEN

- one of my steam friends dragon ava looks like ra doing his ulti lolz

- weird arrows suddenly aparing

- a cute little MONSTER

- a smexy scorpion with a bad hair style

- what's that lurking in the water?

- transformations :O

- nice assassin but annoying to

- is he still spin2win?

- You are a pirate

-a lot of abilities (more then IMO)

- Big baby (I normally put one of my friends names in here (one who is playing him mostly) IS MAD

- not much people who now how to use the ult right

- *starts shivering from the cold*

- let the heavens rage

Zhong Qui - looks like a painter with his brush

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Anhur - one of few hunters I like

Agni - one of the hardest gods in the game, but also possibly the best mage

Bacchus - fell in love but not mastered

Chronos - spam

Loki - bae

Ra - ults are very satisfying

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Omg, i didn't said every deityon the list, but that's is so funny...

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- Feels like Sword Art Online a bit.

Umm what?

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