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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Technotoad64 » December 25, 2016 8:02pm | Report
No, really. Roast me!
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by ThePerfectPrism » December 25, 2016 8:54pm | Report
You play this game as good as internet explorer is, and your brother is as smart as a peanut. You sound like a know it all that, technically, thinks he's the Thomas Edson of Smitefire, with his HOW TO COLOR GUIDE.

You play this game so bad you juke YOUR OWN KHEPRI'S ULT SO HE CAN'T REVIVE YOU. Also your Khepri is as good as a snail trying to fly like a falcon. You act like a smart*** who is gifted in theorycrafting and stuff, just so you can cover up how bad you actually are.

People get off when they see Technotoad is on cuz they don't want a new loosing streak.

#BoomRoasted
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Zilby » December 25, 2016 9:39pm | Report
Every time I hear your name I think of this



That is all.
Smite Account: Zilby__________Steam Account: Zilby
Blizzard: Zilby#11991_________Twitch: TheZilb

I am the most foul, cruel and bad tempered rodent you've ever set eyes upon!.. Oh, her? Yes, well... she's with me.

Feel free to PM me with any questions or comments. I can offer feedback on gameplay and BBcoding tips, as well as moderation help if needed.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by GameGeekFan » December 25, 2016 11:12pm | Report
You crash more than Prism when he had his ****ty internet.

#doubleroasted
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by IceColdPappsi » December 26, 2016 2:59am | Report
Ur more of a weeb than GGF.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Zilby » December 26, 2016 3:10am | Report
#doubledoubleroasted
Smite Account: Zilby__________Steam Account: Zilby
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Technotoad64 » December 26, 2016 8:54pm | Report
No mention of:
  • My only real guide is 70% me talking out of my ********.
  • I tried to get DucksRock to stop cursing.
  • I'm living proof that masteries mean nothing.
  • I waste time on TvTropes.
  • The only reason I made an account in the first place was to complain about guides not being Season 3.
  • The only god I made a "real" guide on isn't even my main.
  • I never keep promises.
  • I set up accounts for both of my brothers and neither of them ever post.
  • I don't even lift, so my 11-year-old brother weighs more than I do.
  • I made my avatar myself, and it's terrible.
  • I sometimes can't even play because my grades are abysmal.
  • I attempt alliterative appeal, but it's always atrocious. And tacky.
  • My username is bad because I came up with it when I was 10. (I was going through a Super Mario Bros. phase.) And have been using it for everything since.
  • I correct people's grammar, but have to look it up first because mine isn't perfect either.
  • When I finally made the Zhong Kui guide, I advertised it everywhere. That's against the rules.
  • I necro'd a post from before I even joined just so I could make an anime reference.
  • I either have anxiety, want an excuse to be lazy, or I'm occasionally reminded by my subconscious how much I suck. I made this whole list in less than 20 minutes, and mentions way more than all of your replies combined.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by IceColdPappsi » December 26, 2016 10:31pm | Report
#Burnt

Tbh, I don't know much bout you. And who would know that your username came from a Mario phase 5 years ago?

Also, I did not know that you have made guides. I shall check them out.

Edit: Just finished reading your Zhong guide. Am considering playing him now. Still can't believe I read through ALL the spoilers. Might wanna read through it again to fix some errors.
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