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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by SoapSuds » March 24, 2014 3:18pm | Report
I thought it would be amusing to share some of the stupid things we've all done to laugh at ourselves and with others. We've all done stupid things, and we will continue to do stupid things throughout our lives, and a lot of them can be pretty funny, be them big or small things. However, this thread was created with the intention of the stupid things be at least somewhat amusing, and not so much those stupid mistakes that are sad, tragic, or something like that, so I'd hope to stick with the funny/amusing ones..

For example, one that I can think of was a few weeks ago when I was doing my laundry. I had pulled my jacket out of the dryer, and I noticed the little slider part of my zipper wasn't at the bottom of the zipper. Instead of thinking more clearly, I had immediately assumed that it fell off in the dryer, so I tried looking for it, and couldn't find it. So, I put it on because I was cold and went on my way. Probably 2 minutes after initially coming to this conclusion, I stopped, and looked down at the whole zipper to see that the slider was actually in the middle of the zipper. I had to laugh at how dumb I was not to look at the entire thing before believing that it had fallen off somewhere.

So yeah, laugh at my stupid mistake and share away.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Subzero008 » March 24, 2014 3:37pm | Report
Buying Coke from Dominos, online.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Subzero008 » March 24, 2014 3:39pm | Report
Picking a "9" (out of ten) for spiciness at a local Thai restaurant. I eat Jalepenos raw in salads, sometimes, and I also eat stuff like kimchi and I like to sprinkle bhut jolokia flakes on my food. I also love a good* curry. But that curry, man...ever feel like you are crying from happiness and pain at the same time? It's like that.

*Unless its Massaman, a good curry is always spicy.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by TormentedTurnip » March 24, 2014 6:12pm | Report
Not a funny one, don't read if you came for laughs.




Now for one we can all laugh to:

Years ago I received a toy that was a ball attached to a string as a stocking-stuffer. Well, my twin brother threw it and it came straight back at him - right in the balls. I laughed my *** off at him, then proceeded to do the exact same thing. Yeah, young boys are ******ed...

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by TormentedTurnip » March 24, 2014 6:17pm | Report
Subzero008 wrote:

Picking a "9" (out of ten) for spiciness at a local Thai restaurant. I eat Jalepenos raw in salads, sometimes, and I also eat stuff like kimchi and I like to sprinkle bhut jolokia flakes on my food. I also love a good* curry. But that curry, man...ever feel like you are crying from happiness and pain at the same time? It's like that.

*Unless its Massaman, a good curry is always spicy.

Oh this reminds me. Eating hot wings and then rubbing my eyes. Not. Fun.

Side note: my dad eats pure wasabi.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Ninja Trigger » March 24, 2014 6:26pm | Report
Subzero008 wrote:

Picking a "9" (out of ten) for spiciness at a local Thai restaurant. I eat Jalepenos raw in salads, sometimes, and I also eat stuff like kimchi and I like to sprinkle bhut jolokia flakes on my food. I also love a good* curry. But that curry, man...ever feel like you are crying from happiness and pain at the same time? It's like that.

*Unless its Massaman, a good curry is always spicy.


or getting Blazing Wings at Buffalo Wild wings more then once, to darn hot



Oh this reminds me. Eating hot wings and then rubbing my eyes. Not. Fun.



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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Nex The Slayer » March 25, 2014 4:31am | Report
Might not be the funniest thing ever, but I did a derp in a math class not to long ago:

I don't remember the whole equation, but it doesn't really matter all is that one of the numbers in it was 3x^2. So in that chapter they where teach use equations that have two solutions (usually one negative like -5 and one positive like 6).

I studied an equation and found out that one of the solutions was 5, problem was I could not for the life of me find the second solution. After spending almost the entire lesion not being able to figure it out so I asked the teacher, he had the same problem until I realized something:

If x=5 then 3*(5^2)=75 but instead of doing that we both did (3*5)^2 which is 225. Its pretty funny how depending on what part of an equation you solve first will effect the answer drastically.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by MadDanny » March 25, 2014 4:35am | Report
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Jordenito » March 25, 2014 5:25am | Report
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