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The Ultimate Pick-up Lines thread!

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by FerrumSlash » November 7, 2014 3:41am | Report
Because why not?

I'll start us off :

-Are you a trap card? Because i've fallen for you
-Are you the millennium puzzle? Because I believe you're my destiny.
-Are you a magic card? because I'm under your spell.
-Have you been sitting on a grindstone? 'Cause your *** is epic.
-I like my women like I like my armor, legendary.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by SoapSuds » November 7, 2014 4:07am | Report
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by MadDanny » November 7, 2014 4:13am | Report
Why don't you ask me out girl?

Since we're all into the gender equality stuff.
This is my signature. It is full of vowels and consonants.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HiFromBuddha » November 7, 2014 4:17am | Report
Are you from Tennesee? Because you're the only ten I see.

That's literally the only one I can remember.

EDIT: Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven? Because show me your tits.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by MadDanny » November 7, 2014 5:04am | Report
Are you lost ma'am? Because Heaven is a long way from here
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by dacoqrs » November 7, 2014 5:48am | Report
You use Internet Explorer huh?

You must like it nice and slow.

Just google "Overly Suave IT Guy", it's hilarious.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Pentargonite » November 7, 2014 6:34am | Report
You wanna hear the missing letters of the alphabet?
U R A Q T

I'll give you the D if you really want to though.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HolyPudding » November 7, 2014 8:35am | Report
Hey are you a city wall, because I want to penetrate you with my battering ram.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by gaby90000 » November 7, 2014 1:38pm | Report
I like my women how I like my coffee....without a ****ing *****.

Girl , you should sell hotdogs because you already know how to make a weiner stand

What's a nice girl like you ... costs for half an hour
Be the best and **** the rest !
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