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What Is Your Favorite Joke Of All Time?

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by M4XiiMUS » December 11, 2013 7:14am | Report
ICEN wrote:

My favorite joke is all of you

HURTFUL
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by MadDanny » December 11, 2013 7:22am | Report
"Yo mama's so fat. Her splash attack DOES damage!"
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Talenhiem » December 11, 2013 8:46am | Report
A man sees a pun contest going on, and decides to participate. You are allowed to submit up to ten puns, so after a few days, he came up with them. He sent them in, and waited until the following day to see the results. As he went to see the results, he was pretty certain it was one of his puns that won. Unfortunately, as he saw the scores... no pun in ten did.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Nex The Slayer » December 11, 2013 9:04am | Report
Three rats are sitting in a bar, bragging about how tough they are.
The first one says "I'm so tough I drink rat poison with every meal!"
The seconded on says "I'm so tough I sleep on a rat trap!"
The suddenly the third rat walks away and the other two ask where he is going

He says "I just remembered I forgot to feed my cat"

Makes me chuckle every time
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HolyPudding » December 26, 2013 2:42pm | Report
Mine is when a spy dominates a medic in tf2, and he says "I'm looking at your X-ray, and I'm afraid YOU SUCK!!"

Cracks me up every time I hear it. Which isn't too often, given my skill as spy.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Nex The Slayer » December 28, 2013 11:22am | Report
HolyPudding wrote:

Mine is when a spy dominates a medic in tf2, and he says "I'm looking at your X-ray, and I'm afraid YOU SUCK!!"


My favorite domination line in TF2 is when a Engineer dominates a Sniper:

"Down under? More like, six feet down under."

If you don't get it: The Sniper is from Australia.
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