'Tis quite a good day, wouldn't you say?
Why, you ask? Because the sheep of high school are now free to roam the paddocks of Melbourne!
Plebeians, REJOICE, for the holidays has braced us.
I've already planned all the fun things to do such as sleeping, sitting on the computer, browsing SmiteFire, browsing the internet, DawnGate, League of Legends, not Smite,
intense masturbation sessions apparently that's not appropriate, going outside as in out of my room, heating up frozen pizzas and making two minute noodles, watching anime and establishing new waifus. Oh my god I'm so excited because of all these fun things that I can do!
As you can see, it's the simple things in life that I enjoy. I'm not someone that needs to go outside and go kill some giraffes in the safari for fun, jump out of a plane without a parachute or read books. I'm someone that doesn't need this exhilaration to find something enjoyable. Heck, for all I care, I'd just be happy having an intimate night, just sitting f…
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