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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by M4XiiMUS » March 2, 2014 10:46am | Report
HiFromBuddha wrote:

It's easily the ragdoll physics for minions.

Preach it.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Pizzarugi » March 2, 2014 10:56am | Report
Please.

"I pollenated your mother!" Ah Muzen Cab joke. How he says it with his accent is quite funny.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Sainctus » March 2, 2014 11:38am | Report
I always laugh at the way Ao says "ok" lol.

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Yeah AMCs joke with the accent is pretty funny.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Dark Jaw » March 2, 2014 12:44pm | Report
Pizzarugi wrote:

Please.

"I pollenated your mother!" Ah Muzen Cab joke. How he says it with his accent is quite funny.


Yeah, I must agree with this one. But still, Anubis' death is my favorite.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by All4Games » March 2, 2014 2:00pm | Report
Sun wukong. All of his joke's and my favorite taunt in the game "IS THIS WHAT PASSES FOR AN IMORTAL NOW?!" Are not directly funny but i imagine wukong just facepalming out of sheer disapointment. Makes me smile everytime
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Shavul » March 2, 2014 5:35pm | Report
Isis's Ra like laugh. Of course.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Nex The Slayer » March 3, 2014 1:20am | Report
-Everything Chronos says: "Time travel dose exist, I invented it next week" or "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana".
- Ao Kuang saying "CELEBRATIONS!".
- Ras laugh.
- Mercurys jump
- Hels cookie joke
-Everything Ah Muzen Cab says
-"Me booty is the best booty"
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by All4Games » March 3, 2014 1:49am | Report
arka222 wrote:

Ya, we love all these taunts. I like vamana's too " say, hello to your mother". I don't know if we can find a summary of all the taunts for all gods. Would be awesome.

Everything vamana and lil'mana say is hilarious.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HiFromBuddha » March 3, 2014 3:06am | Report
All4Games wrote:


Everything vamana and lil'mana say is hilarious.


"One night, I'm Batman"
"Who wants to get PUNCHED IN THE JUNK!"
"Mana's gonna knock you out, wah? Mana's gonna knock you out hey hey."
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HiFromBuddha wrote:



"One night, I'm Batman"
"Who wants to get PUNCHED IN THE JUNK!"
"Mana's gonna knock you out, wah? Mana's gonna knock you out hey hey."

Im trained to controll my anger but if someone calls me baby again im gonna freaking lose it.
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