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Awkward...

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I don't understand why people are so selfish and would rather have a positive KDA loss rather than a possible negative KDA win.

Just had this match where our jungler (serqet) was so ****ing passive. Like I thought she was afk during fights, but was sure there to "secure" the kill at the end of the fight. I don't mind, I was geb, maybe she'll get fed and carry us. Going for buffs instead of teamfights, ignoring mid camps. But what annoyed me the most was "I'm 5-2, nice throw 3-6 Geb and 2-6 apollo." ****ing passive ****head. HE DID NOTHING THE ENTIRE MATCH!

And then this Siege match... I was 3-0 and died to the fed Apollo from the other lane and our Agni started to talk **** about f6 at 10. I told him he should already have divine by now and "it's not my lane" the Hel was in. Siege juggernaut takes down right tower and he's doing the mana buff while I was dead, also "not his lane". Having mid warded, low Apollo and Fen struggling to get it, our Agni would rather push left than to get the double and the siege... Good god, I wish there was a "I never want to play with this guy" button.

Also, I'm in ELO hell right now, lost over 300 points this week thanks to gem thirsty weekend players.

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Here is a god I hate:Poseidon(in joust and arena)
Whenever I see this salty bearded hobo I swear its a guaranteed loss because every time we initiate BILEWALALALALALALALA KRAKEN and the other 2 members of the team descend on us like a 2 starving dogs and we're 10 pound steaks and right when that hobo is about to die he either goes BILEWALALALALAALALLALALALA KRAKEN or the less dramatic MEGA CRIPPLE GEM OF ISOLATION SLOW AOE OF DEATH.
Poseidon's kit in a nutshell:
1:LONG RANGE HIGH DAMAGE KNOCKBACK POKE
2:SUPER FISH SPEED AND CRAZY BASIC ATTACK DAMAGE FOR BOXING
3:MEGA CRIPPLE AOE OF DEATH
4:2 SECOND STUN MASSIVE TEAM DAMAGE PENTAKILL INCOMING
He's so damn annoying that I cannot express my pure hate for him in words.

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Played 3 games today... First game - Oh everything is fine. Again those frame drops, but well i've got used to it. We won, all good, all happy. Next game - Slight lag at a time but it was really rare. We won, all happy. Next game... My ping goes from 90 to 500, I am playing xbal, so I can't hit a damn auto.. I was so mad, because I could not do anything. Enemy team had this type of lag too I suppose so we won... But what gets on my nerves is: They say - Hey, we have 3rd biggest prize pool in eSports history and we topped LoL.. Does LoL have this frame drops problem? Do they have such ****ty servers? Hi-Rez added 200 000 $ to prize pool yesterday or the day before, but ffs, put this 200k into fixing all those problems and not making skins, voice packs, cosmetic stuff. I mean it is all good, but fix the problems that make the game unpleasant to play. It is so annoying at some points...
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Thanatos nerf when? Inbred ****bird instagibs me from across the map, 100-0 in 1-sec, while I'm at the tower. Much balance

Rank 11 vs rank 9 Anubis. But still

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Here is a god I hate:Poseidon(in joust and arena)
Whenever I see this salty bearded hobo I swear its a guaranteed loss

Haha :D

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Just going to BM here a bit.

Why the **** am I constantly being put on a team with the dumbest ****s playing this game lately? Looking at my last nine matches, I've got two wins, and one was only because the other team picked 4 assassins and a mage, and one of those assassins never connected.

Seriously, I take a break for like 4-5 days, and I come back to just a bunch of the biggest morons in this game as my teammates. Granted, a few nights ago during one of these fun losing streaks, I did horrible myself the first few matches, so I blame myself for some of them, but last night and today, I feel like I've been doing alright on my own. Just get matched with some morons.

And to make it even better, this match I just got in, last guy supposed to pick a tank; doesn't because "he doesn't have any".

Holy ****.

And with that match, chalk up another loss with a 5/16 Ao Kuang, and a 1/6 Neith. I had the second highest damage on the team with Bacchus.

****ing hell. Biggest bunch of useless idiots in this game...

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Why do I get matched with a level 6 guy? It's not his fault he's getting wrecked by tryhards looking to feed on him like hungry tigers. They all chased our level 6 guy all around the map just to get fed, avoiding any fight. We just surrendered at 10 for the sake of not wasting anymore time, even though it was siege and no towers were down. Needless to say our thor was 0-10. I understand matchmaking is messed up at (most of the) times, but why there are ****heads that must take advantage of it. How low can one go just for one win or good KDR.

I'm also fed up by that piece of **** god *****phrodite. She's the goddess of annoythe****outoftheenemyassassin. **** that piece of **** and I mean it.

You Kali ready to get your kill?

*****

Kiss, CC BREAKING AEGIS and 3/4 hp back. **** you Kali, no kills today.

You Poseidon, knowing the enemy <squishy god> just wasted his Aegis?

NO KRAKEN TODAY

Kiss, Aegis, Hp back.
Why would you need Aegis anyway when this **** god carries a 30(?) second cooldown 2 second lasting cc breaking and also able to HEAL DURING IT aegis?

Simple solution, kill the *****. Well, you can try! Because why would you not give her the ability to disrupt and KNOCK-BACK any poor assassin that attempts to get her bellow, I don't know, 99.9% hp? I hope Hi-rez ****s something up and removes her from this game because I've had enough with this way too easy to play and succeed god. Really, what does it take to play this *****? Pick a target you want to never die, spam 3 and 2, press 4 to point the middle finger to all enemies, repeat. No skill involved.

And last, but not least... why has Joust become such a tower hug, tryhard fest.

3v3: If you can get a successful 1st blood, 99% I see the enemy team hugging the tower for the rest of the match with NO PENALTY. this map needs a general objective to start teamfights and actually make the coward team LOSE SOMETHING for hugging the tower/phoenix.

Same goes for 1v1. Ever since the rewards everyone is just so desperate to win.

I just wanted to give Nemesis a try in 1v1, see how it goes, no intention in ranking up Leagues. After passing the bans my opponent gets He Bo. I get 1st blood after a surprise invade at his mana buff. 13 minutes later, after 3 tower dives I get the 2nd kill and the tower, but I couldn't get the phoenix as well....

... 34th or something minute, after he never GOT OUT OF THE PHOENIX AREA (I actually placed a ward in the lane to see what is he doing while I'm away), I decide to go all in and dive him, I die and he wins the match since 785685 seconds respawn.

These gamemodes encourage tower hugging and they shouldn't.

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Why joust 1v1 exist? it sucks as a whole, i think even conquest 1v1 would be more fun and less broken ( it would probably look like a strategy game, that you need to manage the lanes, on paper looks even good )

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