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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Ninja Trigger » March 27, 2014 12:20pm | Report
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Fire Nation attacked.
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Get outta here,
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" said Sokka angrily.
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No way, José,
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"replied the Cabbage
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eating aardvark, named
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Sir Unka Bubba
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There once was and ugly duckling Who ate lots of other ducklings because he is dead, the end. But wait, there's - nothing more. Dead.

A turnip was acting the mickey Wiki fiki licky up in dat Minnie mouse trunk with his big Giant Lady Gaga who didn't eat awesome healthy vegetables. Nobody likes vegetables, so we burn old wanker's yards until he cries tears if blood so everyone thinks he's a worgen so we burn with hot fire him to death.

But then he stayed dead, lol.

And then I Punched TT in His tormented face! He didn't think I'd do it. Then he decided To eat a Shallot! He likes sometimes, to become a vegetable vulcan to demonstrate his extreme turret skills.

Your moms back My arms spaghetti doesn't make sense and yet it smells like a huge gargantuan dump that I ate with a spork. Then I died but I lived.

Then, suddenly, a giant jiggly ***** fell from the anus of your friendly neighborhood spiderman.

Then your mother walked in and started singing with her cat but The cat was on hard drugs and it said, "Hey there, kiddos, I'm a fck you! But not sexually. But totally sexually."

Then a shotgun Was cocked and it blew the Panties off of Spiderman, who screamed "Dear lord Jesus! Aaw, that hurt." Luckily that he wears a thong - as in flip-flops - filled with sand with hard, big rocks between her shaped like balls.

Suddenly, they died for good. This time, there would be no coming back.

After sex first and by sex - I mean intercourse, because Kurt Cobain likes sex so it's naughty. Kurt grabbed a knife, stabbed himself, and music played, when his big black shiny car smashed Into the Starbucks spilling coffee over the car's hood.

When suddenly, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked, "Get outta here," said Sokka angrily. "No way, Jose" replied the Cabbage-eating aardvark, named Sir Unka Bubba.
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Omg this is the funniest thing I've seen this month xD
Thanks for making me laugh so hard.

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