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Obligatory Corrupt a Wish Forum Game Thread

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by TormentedTurnip » March 26, 2014 11:34am | Report
I really like all these forum games that have been popping up lately. Hell, we're getting so many that we might need to create another subsection in the forums specifically for them. xD

And no forum game section is complete with the corrupt a wish game. It works kind of like this:

Person A: I wish I was a vegetable.
Person B: Granted, but you're forced into being a shallot, the most disgusting of the vegetable kingdom. #ohsnap
Person B: I wish I was a delicious vegetable.
Person C: Granted, you are now a turnip, the most delicious of vegetable kingdom. Unfortunately, that quickly leads to you, being, well, eaten.


And so on and so on.

Entertain me or I'll bribe Buddha to ban you! (All I have to do is say I'll watch Melodies :P)


I'll start: I wish I could have free sushi for the rest of my life.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Ninja Trigger » March 26, 2014 11:43am | Report
Wish Granted, however the only sushi on the menu is made by a chief in training and the only dish is Fugu fish, good luck


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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Jordenito » March 26, 2014 1:27pm | Report
Granted, but then you'll disturb the time continuum, which will undoubtedly make the world come to its end.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Pentargonite » March 26, 2014 1:31pm | Report
Granted, they will stop listening to it, but you'll have to listen to it 24/7

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Raventhor » March 26, 2014 1:34pm | Report
I wish I had one more hair on my head. Same color, length, normal place. But exactly one. I don't know why. I just want one.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Pentargonite » March 26, 2014 1:35pm | Report
Oh wait, I forgot to wish for something...Dammit!

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Ninja Trigger » March 26, 2014 1:36pm | Report
Granted you now have a new hair it is exactly the same length, color, and in a normal place, but it is also a bomb good luck finding it

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Pentargonite » March 26, 2014 1:38pm | Report
Granted, but it will break on the first day you get it and all the liquid will fall into your mouth and you'll choke.

I wish for a new computer.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Kyomaku » March 26, 2014 1:43pm | Report
Granted, but I will remote controll it 24/7 so you can't use it.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Ninja Trigger » March 26, 2014 1:47pm | Report
Wish Granted ign NinjaTriggerX, but I may suck and feed in your games


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