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Obligatory Corrupt a Wish Forum Game Thread

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Silv3rX » March 26, 2014 2:56pm | Report
Wish granted, but the other one is not me (so he sucks)

I wish for Let it Go parody made by a smitefire user
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Raventhor » March 26, 2014 3:11pm | Report
Wish granted, but it's sung by TT.
Wait that's a good thing

WISH GRANTED BUT IT'S SUNG BY ZANE ROBOTVOICE

I wish for moderator status instantaneously
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by TheGenocideLord » March 26, 2014 3:16pm | Report
Wish granted, but you accidentally stick a nano-bomb in your computer and you're also broke


I wish I had a Blastoise that went Super Saiyan
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Raventhor » March 26, 2014 3:19pm | Report
Wish granted, but the only moves it knows are tackle, tail whip, growl, and withdraw

I wish for world peace
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Silv3rX » March 26, 2014 3:24pm | Report
Wish granted, but world peace brings world disease (because it almost rhymes) and you know what disease means in hebrew, right?! Exactly - it means Hitler. So you basically revived Hitler, good job scumbag.

I wish for a coke
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by TheGenocideLord » March 26, 2014 3:26pm | Report
Wish granted, but it's like the old days so it has cocaine and liquified diarrhea

I wish to be a vegetable so I may join Lord Turnip's kingdom
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Subzero008 » March 26, 2014 3:33pm | Report
Wish granted, but you're quickly snapped up and eaten by Raventhor.

I wish for Portal 3.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Raventhor » March 26, 2014 3:37pm | Report
Granted, but you are the star of the game and have to endure the many painful deaths personally.

I wish for a chinchilla.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Firraria » March 26, 2014 3:44pm | Report
Wish granted, but it's dead on arrival.

I wish for a penta kill.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Silv3rX » March 26, 2014 3:46pm | Report
Wish granted, but it's not you getting the penta.

I wish for 7o's of the finest crystal meth
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