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WHY BASTET?

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by SherriffTurtle » July 20, 2014 1:15pm | Report
FerrumSlash wrote:





There are children in this site!

Well I'm from japan so tentacle porn is kind of a given. As for shooting web... Tell the children he's spiderman.

Silv3rX wrote:

Some of you guys really need a girlfriend..

I've had multiple, just never get to see them because of busy-work from school ;-;
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by FaTaLiTyFiReFly » July 21, 2014 12:37pm | Report
This thread... Its brilliant.

I missed a post somewhere but web shooting and tentacles is all I needed to read, it all makes sense now.

The next spiderman is SPIDERMAN .vs. Dr. Octopus
:O ( child explanation)

Also its not about getting a girlfriend, I've got millions of girlFRIENDS
-.-
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HolyPudding » July 22, 2014 2:16am | Report
Fatality with that swaggin pimp slap.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Mordo » July 22, 2014 2:23am | Report
So Fatility, what's the rent like in the friendzone?
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Mekali » July 22, 2014 3:05am | Report
FaTaLiTyFiReFly wrote:


I've got millions of girlFRIENDS



Oh hell, you've done encourade my ear.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Mordo » July 22, 2014 4:23am | Report
Devampi wrote:



I don't think it's Chang'e that speaks but her rabbit.

cook the rabbit and you will never hear a complaint again
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by FaTaLiTyFiReFly » July 22, 2014 10:10am | Report
Mordo wrote:

So Fatility, what's the rent like in the friendzone?


Right now I pay a shoulder to cry on every weekend when they fall for another jock.

But the plan is to swap over to the friends with benefits plan...
^_^
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by FaTaLiTyFiReFly » July 22, 2014 10:11am | Report
But hey if they start dressing like bastet they can come crying on my shoulder any day they want.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HolyPudding » July 23, 2014 6:10am | Report
For all those who remain indignant about Bastet being their waifu, we can all agree on one thing.

You guys really need to stop being so...


***** WHIPPED!!!

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