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xmysterionz's Blog
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May 10, 2018

Ratatoskr has the best voice pack!

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meme  |  Ratatoskr  |  voice pack


Listen by yourself. There's no way to deny it!

When almost die: (Sings sarcastically) Miss me again!!
When dies: "This battle is stupid!"
Taunting: "Hey! Keep your eyes off my nuts!"
VGSS - "Hey, I'm stackin' here!"
VGSX - "Ehh! Cancel that!"
VGSQ - "Shut up, big mouth!" (HAHAHAHA)
VRS - SAVE YOURSELFFFFF!

But, the best of all:
VRR - RUUUNNN AAAWWWAAAYYYYYYYYY!

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May 07, 2018

The Dirty World of Rankeds (TDWR): Myst's Qualifiers (1/10)

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Conquest  |  nike  |  ranked  |  solo
Finally Season 5 came, and even though I played the last part of Season 3 and the Season 4, I never played Rankeds because I never felt ready to it. But this season I became fearless and decided to play it.

I always heard that rankeds are stressful and people do every thing to win and bla bla bla. I thought people were complain unnecessarily. They were right. Now let's talk about the match

First match: Introducing you the rankeds


picks and bans
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April 30, 2018

Just a normal casual match

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instalock  |  solo

  1. Look for a match
  2. Select your role
  3. Someone also select the same role as you but after you
  4. This guy go and Instalock in one God to this lane

  5. See your self with two options:
  • Troll the game and still in your role (that you asked first) and whatever.
  • Be forced to play in other role against your wish because someone is an a**hole.

What would you do?

If I'm in a good mood (the most times I am), I just ignore and put other role (but, In fact I want be toxic and troll, 'cause, at least for me, instalock in conquest is trolling, we are high levels, we know (at least should know) play this game)

People please, if someone got "your" role, change it, don't do it or other trollings, we can't get what we want every time :v

Detail (spoiler)

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April 23, 2018

How to loose a game

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arena  |  cupid  |  defeat
Have you guys ever lost a f***ing arena because your team rushed kills and let all the minions enter in the portal? 'Cause I faced it this weekend.

(I'm a Brazilian, so my game is not in English, is in Portuguese :v )

click to see the match results


click to see the match statistcs


As you all can see, I'm the highest minion damage ("Dano Lacaio" in Portuguese), and even with my team have twice kills than the other we lost. This Weekend smite were a sh** to play I got only 1 enigma chest even playing at least 8 matches everyday.

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April 06, 2018

What normal people saw/What I saw

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anubis  |  bastion  |  humor  |  off topic  |  overwatch  |  smite

Looks like someone played Overwatch recently :v

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