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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HiFromBuddha » November 7, 2014 4:27am | Report
MadDanny wrote:



I thought it's because seven ate nine? Cannibalism is worth fearing.

Because seven was a six offender, Carl.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Nex The Slayer » November 7, 2014 7:10am | Report
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by RazeMage » November 7, 2014 7:58am | Report
Why can't you find an elephant hiding behind a tree?
because they're good at it

What can you find the middle of a party.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by gaby90000 » November 7, 2014 1:42pm | Report
Where did Jimmy go during the explosions?
Everywhere.


Why did Johnny drop his icecream?
He got hit by a truck.


How to make a plumber cry?
Murder his family.


Why doesn't god like fruitcake?
Because he doesn't exist.


If John has 50 candies and he eats 45 what does he have?
Diabetes. John has diabetes.


What did Batman said to Robin before getting in the car?
Get in the car.


A man walks into a bar and his alcoholism is destroying his family.
Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She's dead.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Reverend Belial » November 7, 2014 5:26pm | Report
gaby90000 wrote:

Where did Jimmy go during the explosions?
Everywhere.


Why did Johnny drop his icecream?
He got hit by a truck.


How to make a plumber cry?
Murder his family.


Why doesn't god like fruitcake?
Because he doesn't exist.


If John has 50 candies and he eats 45 what does he have?
Diabetes. John has diabetes.


What did Batman said to Robin before getting in the car?
Get in the car.


A man walks into a bar and his alcoholism is destroying his family.
Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She's dead.
What's better than winning the Olympics? Not being ******ed.



I think you're looking for the "Dark Humor" thread. Those're way too funny for this one.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HiFromBuddha » November 7, 2014 6:45pm | Report
Reverend Belial wrote:

I think you're looking for the "Dark Humor" thread. Those're way too funny for this one.


Those are anti-jokes more than anything.

Here's another...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Stuke99 » November 7, 2014 7:52pm | Report
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by gaby90000 » November 7, 2014 11:48pm | Report
Why was Hitler a good guy?
He killed Hitler.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HolyPudding » November 8, 2014 3:22am | Report
A guy went to Australia on Thursday, stayed for 5 days and came back on Thursday. How is this possible?



He was riding on a horse called Thursday.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by All4Games » November 8, 2014 4:08am | Report
Pretty badass horse if he could swim through the ocean with a human on his back all the way to australia.
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