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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Reverend Belial » November 5, 2014 8:35pm | Report
Because, y'know, why not.
I'll start.




Why is Skrillex bad at fishing?



Because he always drops the bass.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HiFromBuddha » November 5, 2014 8:46pm | Report
What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Raventhor » November 5, 2014 8:49pm | Report
Ok so people don't know, but my forte is in play on word jokes and puns, so that's going to be 100% of my humor.

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HiFromBuddha » November 5, 2014 8:50pm | Report
Which keys are hardest to find?

Car keys.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by MadDanny » November 5, 2014 8:55pm | Report
What's a joke?

Not this one.
This is my signature. It is full of vowels and consonants.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HiFromBuddha » November 5, 2014 9:01pm | Report
I love antijokes so here are my three favourite ones:

Ichi
Uno
Ein
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by FerrumSlash » November 6, 2014 1:19am | Report
Let's see here...

What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Reverend Belial » November 6, 2014 8:43am | Report
What do you call a lazy Indian?



A Hindon't.


Edit: This joke also "works" if the opener reads "What do you call an atheist Indian"
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Pentargonite » November 6, 2014 9:04am | Report
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I saw a woman wearin a shirt saying "Guess...?" so I said: "Implants?"

Some people asked me for my opinion on lesbians. Usually in HD wasn't the answer they wanted...

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

Some cause happiness wherever they go, other..... whenever they go.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HolyPudding » November 6, 2014 9:10am | Report
Why can't the average high school do a nativity play?

Because they don't have three wise men and a virgin.
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