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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by FerrumSlash » November 8, 2014 7:16am | Report
I just got this one from a VN i just started reading.

What's sweet and deadly?

A candy. a c-an-dy (read it out loud)
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Reverend Belial » November 8, 2014 7:23am | Report
What's brown and sticky?


A stick
Chaac and Ah baby! Chaac and Ah...
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Firraria » November 8, 2014 11:58am | Report
What do you call a snobbish convict going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.
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