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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Kalafalafakah » November 6, 2014 11:31pm | Report
HolyPudding wrote:

Why can't the average high school do a nativity play?

Because they don't have three wise men and a virgin.


This kind of breaks from the thread a little but I just have to say this joke legitimately made my day.

So now a list of utterly terrible jokes.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

How do you make Holy Water? Boil the hell out of it.

Broken pencils are pointless.

Two chemists walked into a bar. The first one said I would like some H2O and the second one said I would like some H2O too. The second man died.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Raventhor » November 7, 2014 12:34am | Report
Ok so everyone knows Ghandi walked around a lot on his pilgrimages, so he developed blisters on his feet. Additionally, his very strict religious diet left him with horrible breath and extremely malnourished. So he was a
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

(say it out loud)
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by FerrumSlash » November 7, 2014 1:55am | Report
Raventhor wrote:

Ok so everyone knows Ghandi walked around a lot on his pilgrimages, so he developed blisters on his feet. Additionally, his very strict religious diet left him with horrible breath and extremely malnourished. So he was a
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

(say it out loud)


As a person using English as a second language, i don't actually know what saying it out-loud would make it mean. But then i remembered : It's a bad jokes thread.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Raventhor » November 7, 2014 1:58am | Report
(It's a play on the song Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious)
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by MadDanny » November 7, 2014 2:05am | Report
Raventhor wrote:

(It's a play on the song Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious)


Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious*
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Raventhor » November 7, 2014 2:34am | Report
1) I could not care less about the spelling

2) What did the O say to the 8?
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Greenevers » November 7, 2014 3:50am | Report
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by MadDanny » November 7, 2014 4:19am | Report
I'm finally going to be serious here. No more trolling, no more "Get out" ****. I'm not going to be Mad (as in crazy) in this site. Just plain Dany. Its time to get SERIOUS!
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HiFromBuddha » November 7, 2014 4:21am | Report
Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven was a six offender.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by MadDanny » November 7, 2014 4:25am | Report
HiFromBuddha wrote:

Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven was a six offender.


I thought it's because seven ate nine? Cannibalism is worth fearing.
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