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The Thing That Just Made My Day :D

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If you take the time to read this you will laugh you're *** off I thought it was just to funny and had to share it!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=653062218088646&set=a.282439121817626.70090.100001546213389&type=1&theater

Before I start let me make one thing clear if this offends you I really don't care! don't read it!
Also this is my blog and I can post what I want to!
So here we go everyone (deep breath)

You need to raise your kids better! a ****ing seven year old should not be walking down the street singing MY NIGGA MY NIGGA WTF is wrong with today's parents? seriously! WTF ever happened to THINGS LIKE MORALS AND MANORS **** THIS GENERATION! Not one **** is given by so many people that our government is destroying this planet! If **** doesn't change fast we are going to have a nuclear war! People so please! I know you might think being politically active is useless but do you know how many people think that! Its ****ing ridiculous! the only way **** is going to change is if WE THE PEOPLE! make it happen!

The (unofficial) Sluttiest God In Smite Award

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So after about a week of trying to find a winner I found her!
The winner is....
ARACHNE!
Why you may ask well here are the reasons.
#1 She has no clothes!
#2 Her passive hurts like a broken heart.
#2 Her 1 she gives birth on the battle field! I mean how many man spiders knocked her up seriously? she never runs out of baby's!
#3 Her 2 she jumps on a enemy's head and tries to hump them to death!
#4 Her 3 looks like shes vomiting a substance that I shall leave unnamed for the younger viewers!
#5 Her 4 reminds me of an overly attached ex-girlfriend that doesn't want her "awesome" relationship to end!
#6 She is a mana *****!
#7 She can be raped by almost anyone in like two hits!
If anyone else has any other "GOD" in mind leave a comment with you'r reasons.

These Servers

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I just entered a match, and I had 18-5 ****ing FPS. Ping? 32. I left, because I was sick of being blamed by the entire ****ing team (I played support).

Why the **** do I even play this game when HiRez does not give a single **** about anyone on the west coast.

Literally all but one match out of the five I played after this patch have been bugged and/or laggy enough to make Lucifer cry. It is completely impossible for me to work on my guides or do anything but theorycraft as long as this game is this messed up.

Just A Little Info To Explain My Incompetence!

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Hello everyone my name is Issac and I'am one of the worst decision makers that I know lol I have been a video game addict since I was able to hold a controller and about a year ago decided to not buy consoles any more because they are just to expensive for me. I live in the Hi Desert in southern California(aka the middle of nowhere lol) I graduated High school one year late and dropped out of college because I had no money to pay for it :( I'am currently unemployed and looking for work so if anyone knows of any work opportunities plz send me an email at [email protected] I only have one request plz dont send me spam.

we can all learn the game

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I usually play solo, if any new player wishes to learn and play hard and with a good heart he's always welcome in a party. No worries if u do terrible, no worries if we lose the game, i just feel pleasure in playing with nice people and helping them out to the best i can. Its like playing with a friend love to make new ones.

Hi-Rez... wow just wow!

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ok so as most of you know the "patch" to RELEASE THE QUACKEN! just broke the game :(
thanks Hi-Rez for trolling the **** out of us all!
I stayed up until 5 a.m. just to play some Smite and see the QUACKEN!
Cant believe this is how you treat me :(
P.S. go find some ex Riot employees plz! YOU NEEDS THEM!

ITS TIME TO RELEASE THE QUACKEN!

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Just in case you didn't know. (lol of course you did!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMWIlnvA2j0
Now we just need to get Hi-Rez to make a Super Saiyan 4 Skin for Sun Wukong come on Hi-Rez we all know you got Sean Schemmel to voice act for Sun Wukong! come on! plz!

Southern Wonders

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So, it's gotten down to exactly thirty-two degrees Fahrenheit here in South Carolina, and it's apparently going to snow later tonight. I have experienced this fabled phenomenon only twice before in my life.

It's currently just very cold rain, but it's beginning to ice everywhere. It's at just the right temperature to the state of water (ice, water, stream), is so unstable that just the touch of your finger can melt something instantly. So, the azalea bush outside has frozen water droplets all over it, and it's so cool making them melt just by touching them.

Hey, it never happens here, so excuse my fascination with this weather.

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