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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Pentargonite » May 26, 2014 8:25am | Report
Ah, I think you mean my ******* brother ;)

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Silv3rX » May 26, 2014 8:34am | Report
No, you cross-dressing piece of ***, those are trans.

Weirdly enough, aren't trans the means of transportation that move on rails?
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Nex The Slayer » May 26, 2014 8:46am | Report
Of course not Mr. Best Carry EU, those are trains (I like trains.....).

Mmmm isn't train the unpleasant feeling you experience when you are physically hurt?
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Pentargonite » May 26, 2014 8:50am | Report
No you silly bumhole, that's pain....
Isn't pain that thing that comes out of the sky and is wet?

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Nex The Slayer » May 26, 2014 8:53am | Report
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A BUMHOLE GOOD SIR!
What you are referring to is rain, by the way.

Also isn't there a Batman villain called Rain?
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HolyPudding » May 26, 2014 10:22am | Report
Oh no you ****ING **** I HOPE YOU ****ING DIE IN A FIRE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!! That would be Bane!

But isn't bane that thing smite players do to each other when they want to be whiny ****wads?
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Devampi » May 26, 2014 10:31am | Report
No you jummy desert that's rage

wait wasn't rage the usual role you fin in mid lanes?
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Talenhiem » May 26, 2014 11:16am | Report
...you obviously don't know the meta. Those would be hunters. (sorry, couldn't help it.)
but... isn't a mage that kind of jam you get from boiling orange rinds?
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by festive1 » May 26, 2014 11:39pm | Report
No, that would be marmalade, you silly (dumb-***) good sir.

Isn't marmalade a Thirst Quenching Drink, filled with Electrolytes?
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Raventhor » May 27, 2014 2:09am | Report
No no no, that's gatorade!

Isn't gatorade that social ball/party where everyone walks around in masks?
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