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Obligatory Corrupt a Wish Forum Game Thread

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by M4XiiMUS » March 28, 2014 5:34pm | Report
Subzero008 wrote:

Granted, but it works worse than it did before.

I wish I had a can of Coke.

Granted, but its poisoned.

I wish for potato
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Subzero008 » March 28, 2014 5:47pm | Report
Granted, but you are promptly crushed under the avalanche of potatoes, before your broken body is mutilated and set on fire by dozens of angry farmers.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Dark Jaw » March 28, 2014 6:00pm | Report
Granted, but you manages to only pull heavy things closer to you, thus killing yourself.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Subzero008 » March 28, 2014 6:06pm | Report
Eh, being able to pull only heavier things toward me isn't bad, nor does it necessarily make me kill myself. I'll take it. :P

Granted, but you are assimilated into the horde and lose your free will and individuality.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by M4XiiMUS » March 28, 2014 6:08pm | Report
Subzero008 wrote:

But you are assimilated into the horde and lose your free will and individuality.

Sooo, he moves to North Korea?
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Subzero008 » March 28, 2014 6:11pm | Report
In North Korea, people keep their individuality, they just lose the will to resist being tortured for decades.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by M4XiiMUS » March 28, 2014 6:12pm | Report
Subzero008 wrote:

In North Korea, people keep their individuality, they just lose the will to resist being tortured for decades.

Well with the new law being passed, they don't get to keep their individuality. The new law being that all male students attending a University must have the same haircut as Kim Jung-Un.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by UnknownPandr » March 28, 2014 6:19pm | Report
I wish I had more steak pizza.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Kyomaku » March 28, 2014 6:29pm | Report
Granted, but I eat it while you are doomed to watch.

I wish someone could lend me a hand.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by UnknownPandr » March 28, 2014 6:33pm | Report
Granted, But you get a literal human hand.

I wish I had a 20 ounce bottle of root beer.
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