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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Talenhiem » March 28, 2014 9:45am | Report
Granted, but it's ****. Like, literally, it's a bas-relief in fecal matter.

I wish I can stop calling pokemon by their japanese names, like:

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Pentargonite » March 28, 2014 9:50am | Report
Granted, but you'll call them by their Mongolian names.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Greenevers » March 28, 2014 4:09pm | Report
I wish I could beat anyone in a cook off

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Raventhor » March 28, 2014 4:10pm | Report
Greenevers wrote:

I wish I could beat anyone in a cook off

Granted, but everyone you meet from now on is a vegetarian.

I wish for a dollar.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Greenevers » March 28, 2014 4:21pm | Report
Raventhor wrote:

I wish for a dollar.

Granted, but the dollar is a Hong Kong dollar which is 13 cents.

I wish for a purebred golden retriever

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by M4XiiMUS » March 28, 2014 4:42pm | Report
Granted, but it has rabies and dies by a pack of coyotes.

I wish for my next wish to be un-corruptable.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Dark Jaw » March 28, 2014 4:55pm | Report
Granted. Error 404: Sorry for the incovenience, but the wish file is corrupted.


I wish to get invited to HotS.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by UnknownPandr » March 28, 2014 4:59pm | Report
Granted. But you can't buy anything and can only play Uther.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by M4XiiMUS » March 28, 2014 5:29pm | Report
Granted but the disc is broken.

I wish my computer would fix itself. ;-;

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Subzero008 » March 28, 2014 5:33pm | Report
Granted, but it works worse than it did before.

I wish I had a can of Coke.

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